Ok, so after much adieu I have finally beat Assassins Creed, and may I say it reminded me back of playing Cruisin USA for my N64, only in that I used every single fucking word there is to call belittle the cars that were on the screen. This game gave me much the same feelings. Now don't get me wrong this was a great game, and if your into RPGs and Twilight Princess you will be no stranger to doing the same thing over and over and over. The only thing that kept me going and doing every single mission in each city was the achievements, some came without trying and others I did because I knew it was how to recieve one. The story...well I have to be honest with you, I listened to podcast after podcast all through this game, I only paused them when I was at the buereu, masayf or a main assassination, other than that its all of the same noised and conversations. Again, itwas a fun game, the assassanations were fun, and the game was pretty failry normal as far as difficulty. The informer missions were ok at first then they got balls ass hard at the end, I am not a big fan of timed shit, and at time when I was going to assissinate someone I would do it and some dorky guard then look at me while I was blending in and say it was me and booom the mission was failed, and I had to do it again. Now that happened alot in the later memories, it pissed me off so much, and the mentally ill guys who walk around and push you, they caused me some missions as well, they pushed me into a guard. The other group that got to me towards the end was the begging women, now I know there was prostitution back there so they should have done that in my mind, I say support your single mothers, but only if they are on the pole. The ending was tedius, much of me cussing and screaming at altair only because his counter would punch a guy and not kill him, it was a toss up, sometimes you would kill him and most of the time you would punch him, it sucked because the fucking guy would get back up and you would have to fight him again, and let me tell you when you have 3 swords coming at you, there is no way to counter them all, I got my ass handed to me many of times, the final boss was not that difficult, I am not going to say who it was but the last person to assissinate before him was so much harder, maybe they put all their thoughts into that one and just said "fuck it" to the last boss and gave him novice skills. The game was beautiful, the cities were vast and with much detail, when I listened to the sound the sound FX was awesome, everything from his knives and sword jingling to the sound as you climbed a wall. All in all I would say play this game but play in sections, if you play it all in one sitting you will find the game extremely repetitive and boring, do a whole cities worth of missions, and then take a break for a little bit. At the end of the game stay for after the credits for one more achievement and the chance to read some emails on the computers, gain access to the conference room and read those emails...and thats about it, there was nothing else to search, the only thing you could do it go back to the animus and get what ever you needed, I still have a bunch of flags to get but maybe another day I will try those.
Monday, May 11, 2009
Frustration, patience and tons of bad words
Ok, so after much adieu I have finally beat Assassins Creed, and may I say it reminded me back of playing Cruisin USA for my N64, only in that I used every single fucking word there is to call belittle the cars that were on the screen. This game gave me much the same feelings. Now don't get me wrong this was a great game, and if your into RPGs and Twilight Princess you will be no stranger to doing the same thing over and over and over. The only thing that kept me going and doing every single mission in each city was the achievements, some came without trying and others I did because I knew it was how to recieve one. The story...well I have to be honest with you, I listened to podcast after podcast all through this game, I only paused them when I was at the buereu, masayf or a main assassination, other than that its all of the same noised and conversations. Again, itwas a fun game, the assassanations were fun, and the game was pretty failry normal as far as difficulty. The informer missions were ok at first then they got balls ass hard at the end, I am not a big fan of timed shit, and at time when I was going to assissinate someone I would do it and some dorky guard then look at me while I was blending in and say it was me and booom the mission was failed, and I had to do it again. Now that happened alot in the later memories, it pissed me off so much, and the mentally ill guys who walk around and push you, they caused me some missions as well, they pushed me into a guard. The other group that got to me towards the end was the begging women, now I know there was prostitution back there so they should have done that in my mind, I say support your single mothers, but only if they are on the pole. The ending was tedius, much of me cussing and screaming at altair only because his counter would punch a guy and not kill him, it was a toss up, sometimes you would kill him and most of the time you would punch him, it sucked because the fucking guy would get back up and you would have to fight him again, and let me tell you when you have 3 swords coming at you, there is no way to counter them all, I got my ass handed to me many of times, the final boss was not that difficult, I am not going to say who it was but the last person to assissinate before him was so much harder, maybe they put all their thoughts into that one and just said "fuck it" to the last boss and gave him novice skills. The game was beautiful, the cities were vast and with much detail, when I listened to the sound the sound FX was awesome, everything from his knives and sword jingling to the sound as you climbed a wall. All in all I would say play this game but play in sections, if you play it all in one sitting you will find the game extremely repetitive and boring, do a whole cities worth of missions, and then take a break for a little bit. At the end of the game stay for after the credits for one more achievement and the chance to read some emails on the computers, gain access to the conference room and read those emails...and thats about it, there was nothing else to search, the only thing you could do it go back to the animus and get what ever you needed, I still have a bunch of flags to get but maybe another day I will try those.
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Roach Coach
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Monday, April 20, 2009
Emasculation
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Friday, April 17, 2009
I am not social, so don't talk to me
I am not here to make friends with you. I don't like small talk and your jokes are not funny. I try to stay as anti social as I can so people don't talk to me. When you call me and ask where I am, don't tell me I'm lucky I live in "sunny California", I am not lucky because I have to speak to you, a fucking retart who can't follow directions. When I am at the store don't comment on what I am buying, its none of your business and I really don't care what the fuck you have to say about my green tea. All you have to know is that the green tea I am going to drink is going to cool me down and quench my thirst because im fucking thirsty, also later it might make me take a big shit because green tea does that too you, now if you want to know about me shitting subscribe to my twitter feed then go fuck yourself. I am not friendly and I don't want to be, I don't need any new people in my life, I don't want to know what you think about the world and about the current day, its sunny I am at work or out doing something and as of right now your bugging me and making my time here longer, do what you have to do and let me be, ring me up, give me information, etc. I don't need to know your past experiences or the time you went slumming once and fucked a hippie who reminded you of a person you liked when you were young. I don't like you, in all matter I probably hate you. You uppity orange county skanks can lick my balls, with your speech that starts high and ends low, like your slurring without drinking, I hate talking to you, you don't know what the fuck your talking about and your lazier that shit, talking to you is like talking to my cat except she is better looking and knows to keep to herself. When I ask a question, guess what, I only want the answer that pertains to the question asked, I don't need a P.S. at the end of the answer, just give me what I want and stop being impatient, don't tell me how long a PC is suppose to take to boot up, don't tell me that your PC at home is faster because I could give two shits, fuck your computer and fuck you, your fucking intellectually incompotent and shouldn't be given access to a computer anyway, when you walk in somewhere to buy a computer the sales clerk should pick up a keyboard and smack you in the fucking face, you limey prick! Another fucking thing, "hello" is not a period, don't fucking talk to me and end your sentance with "hello", give me time to respond, and don't get mad when I tell you that there is no need to say "hello" because guess what, I'm fucking here listening to your stupid ass!!!!
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Friday, April 3, 2009
Browser...I Barely Knew Her
So there is a lot of talk over what browser people use. Most people just use Internet Explorer and others use Firefox or Safari. I personally like Firefox. It is the most private in my experience. I have found out the IE has alot of holes, and security flaws, and not all your information will be as private as it could be.
At home I use Firefox because I have no encryption on my internet connection and I feel safer using it.
When I am at work I use IE because the VA has 128 bit encryption and I know that my information is safer here, and they won't let us install Firefox, we used to be able to install it then they got mad because people were going no bad sites and having it delete their history so they stopped it.
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